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December 28, 2007

INSANE criminals: the WORST kind!

There's some evidence that the Portland media are losing it a bit as 2007 nears its end -- but this story from KGW.com (Where The News Comes First) trumps them all:

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Oh, NO! First marauding zoo tigers, and now...not just criminals, but INSANE criminals! What can we DO?

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And now I have visions of the insane criminals breaking into the KGW newsroom, Night of the Living Dead-style, and ripping the innards out of the reporter before he could finish his story and tell us how we can survive The Night of the Insane Criminals.

(Hat tip to T.B. for the item.)

09:49 PM in Funny, Headlines, Journalism, Oregon, TV news |

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