One of my new morning reads is Small Town Misfit, a collection of items from the police blotters of small papers.
You know...the kind of items that start out:
"Wanting to get to the bottom of her mysterious disappearing pine nuts, a woman contacted authorities requesting help. The woman explained to deputies that, not only are her pine nuts missing, her toothpaste and clothes have been found strewn upon the floor of her trailer...."
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